My sister is getting married this weekend. I’m officiating part of the ceremony (our dad is officiating the other part).
My part consists of the mini-sermonette and the initial remarks. And I’m having a hard time finding anything to say.
Our idea of marriage is not at all what was practiced in Biblical times. [...]
I got this email the other day from the Gospel Music Channel… I don’t know why, I’ve never had any interest in these folks before; but one time I was at a concert and they took my picture with a student of mine for my email address, now they spam me:
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Where’s Jesus [...]
Today is that day on which many of us become acutely aware of the fact that we are, well, single.
So, to all you singles out there: chin up, today’s not all that bad… there’s a new episode of LOST on tonight.
Heck yes!
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Be insulted.
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Who do you look like?
So I went to the gym to work out and…
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continuing… so I went to the gym to work out and I spent most of my time in the cardio room on the elliptical or treadmill. I [...]
Help me eat.
Book me to play at your:
worship service
worship clinic (rehearsing and working with your worship team)
disciple now
ho-down
etc.
Thanks.
-JC
(From the Lighter Side of Theology)
CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None
Candles only.
Baptists: [...]
Isn’t it funny how we were created in the image of God, and we turned right around and recreated God in the image of us?
hmm…
“And what about money?… You had too much of it and you horded it? You had too little and you coveted it? Or you had just the right amount and you were such a blasted good steward you weren’t generous.”
-Dr. Marva Dawn
If you can’t say “Amen,” then say “Ouch!”
